dickilepsy

When your partner is engaging in heavy touching of the privates and/or Oral sex they repeatedly falls a sleep.

Last night I think my wife had a case of dickilepsy!

by Local boy September 24, 2020

Dickholerdonk

When someone smacks a rusty mallet into your urethra.

"DUDE! MEGHAN JUST DICKHOLERDONKED ME IN THE PARKING LOT OF ARBY'S."

by HeyaNoHaters November 12, 2020

Dickless dick

A chick who is being a dick

What a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

Dickledoo

An alternative description for the end result of making bad decisions in your life due to the influence of a male spouse (dick)

Dickledoo: dick-ill-doo

Becky: "I had a great job, drove a camaro, bought all the shoes I want. Met his asshole and now I've lost it all"

Brenda: "Damn girl, Thats what dickledoo"

by Big D v2 January 14, 2021

Dickle Trickle

When you beat your dick so hard that cum and blood spurts out.

Bro 1: yo bro I beat my dick so hard last night, it made me dickle trickle!

Bro 2: damn bro!

by BloodCumster69 January 15, 2021

dicklebird

The name you give someone when you didn't hear their last name and you just make something up.

Your name is Leisa... Dicklebird. I will get her to give you a call back.

by Zenith Star January 27, 2021

Dickle

(Noun) A massive shlong that will rip your fanny walls.

Hi, Barbara so I met with ***** last night and all I can say is his dickle truly ruined my vaginal structure, it will never be the same. It was so worth it.

by barbsfriend January 29, 2021