Diaper Miner

mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.

QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.

by Macro Anon October 15, 2020

Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Afro diaper

When a child has so much shit in their diaper that the entire diaper is the size of an Afro from a black man in the 70’s at the disco

Yo, my 3 y/o had an afro diaper last night. It was lit.

by Tiny Meat Gang November 5, 2017

rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.

Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?

by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017

diaper bish

PULL UP ON YOU LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN DIAPER
YOUR NIGGA HYPE, NAH BITCH I AM HYPER.
SMOKING THE GAS I'M ABOUT TO GET HIGHER, YOUR BITCH GON SQUIRT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN GYSER

I KILL THE PUSSY CALL ME MICHEAL MYERS
SAID SHE DON'T CUM FAST THAT BITCH A LIAR
ONLY TWO MINUTES, NOW I AM TIRED.
PULL OUT THAT BITCH LIKE SOME MOTHAFUCKIN PLYERS.
I AM THE ONE, I DON'T NEED FIBER
ALL OF MY BARS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN FIRE
SHIT ON THESE NIGGAS LIKE IT'S FERTILIZER

EAT YOUR BITCH PUSSY LIKE A APPETIZER

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I LOVE YOU RICKY.

PULL UP ON ME LIKE A DIAPER BISH

by Diaperbish March 31, 2017

Mexican Diaper

It's a sex fetish where people like to where diapers and shit in them

That lady I was dating was into the Mexican diaper

by The French Whore April 21, 2016

Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017