Dozy Dan

When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum

Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"

by SJS214 May 10, 2014

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Dan Skablam

When you fart in a bag of water and keep it in the freezer, until it freezes. You then use the ice as cubes for a delicious beverage for someone special.

Joe - Hey I just made a Dan Skablam, want a taste?
Antonio- What's in it?
Joe- Try it, and then I'll tell yeah
Antonio - *trys drink* what the hell!?
Joe- DAN SKABLAM!!!!!

by Mojito1235 May 2, 2022

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sexy dan

The long blonde haired man that is so succulently sexy and deliciously cravable everytime my horny eyes meet his carcus.

I always crave sexy Dan in the early morning.

Sexy Dan is the dessert of all time

by Jadoeade;DanJuice June 18, 2021

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Lmao I did for myself 😎. Bao Dan is probably, as in there's a like 99.99% chance, she's Vietnamese. She's hella dumb, likes to dress well, except for some days....das it? She's also a stereotypical asian👌

"Omg that's Bao Dan, she plays an instrument too!"

by depression_back_off December 2, 2019

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Dynamic Dan

An absoloute idiot towards everybody in the discord community and bullies people for emojis.

Most of the time he’s just busy either pissing on his mum or jamming his bits into a fire alarm.

Stop being a Dynamic Dan you fuck

by IamSexyShaTaTa July 16, 2018

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Yeah Dan

"Yeah Dan" is used to insult a Dan. It is pronounced with a obnoxious and slurred voice. Said to a Dan whenever he stuffs up or makes an error. A more formal way to pronounce Yeah Dan is "Yes Daniel".

Yeah Dan means congratulations to a Dan for stuffing up.

Dan says "How was cricket?"
Person 1 replies "I didn't do cricket i did swimming"
Person 2 Exclaims "YEAAAAAAAAH DAAAAAN!"

by Bitch Stick September 1, 2016

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