Dad Bod

The type of physique a man "earns" when the increasing pressures of work life, married life, and especially fatherhood no longer allow him the time or drive to maintain a hard, toned figure. As a result, what was once a sculpted, chiseled frame degresses into a soft, flabby heaping pile of I Don't Give A Shit Anymore.

Rick used to be jacked when he played football in college. Now he has a wife, three kids, and a demanding job, so he rocks the Dad Bod

by Mvpcm09 January 29, 2016

The Dad Noise

A small "Uh" which is unexpectedly released whilst bending over.

"Well when he bent over he made this funny noise!"

"Oh my god, that's the dad noise!"

by Sara December 13, 2004

troll dad

Troll dad (heretofore referred to as trolldad) is an internet meme that became popular some time around 2009. The typical trolldad joke involves a statement made by either a bystander (typically trolldad's son) or the trolldad that leads to a lame pun or joke that leads to the bystander going into rage mode and trolldad dancing.

Son: Dad, I'm hungry!
Troll Dad: Nice to meet you, hungry!
Son: Dad, I'm serious!
Troll Dad: But I thought you were hungry!
Son: Are you serious?
Troll Dad: No, son... I'm Dad.
Son: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Troll dad dance*

by OdekaKeChocobo November 27, 2011

Uncle Dad

An Uncle who stepped in to help raise you because your biological father is a piece of dirt. No incest. No mom-brother sex. Just a great Uncle who helped out.

My Uncle Dad walked me down the aisle, because my real dad is a crap.

by aef1897 June 16, 2017

dad jeans

Jeans that are no longer fashionable and are usually characterized by a tapered leg, high waist or brand name that was cool about ten years ago. Dad jeans are typically worn by aging men with salt and pepper hair who are in denial that they are no longer hip, have children and drive a station wagon or SUV.

I felt so old last night at the bar...my friend Brian's dad jeans were like woman repellent!

by Minkman March 25, 2008

Tegs' Dad

An entity with powers which surpass all known Gods on Earth. Tegs' Dad cannot be titled, Tegs' Dad must be addressed by name only. The abilities of Tegs' Dad are limitless and it is only Tegs' Dad who can maintain balance in this world.

I went to the casino and Tegs' Dad gave me a 75% chance to hit red on roulette.

by Scott I binked him April 08, 2009

nig-dad

step daddy, moms boyfriend, or who ever is sleeping with your mamma at the time.

2nd grade inner city teacher talking to her student.

teacher "so jordyn whos picking you up today"

student "my nig-dad"

teacher "your what??"

student "my nig-dad"

teacher "whats a nig-dad jordyn??"

student "you know my step daddy, my mammas boyfriend"

by Bridgette and Lauren April 12, 2008