cummander

the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day

My cummander was really good at it today

by Number One Gun February 3, 2009

Cummies

Cummies are poggers

Kate: i'm not pog
Allen: *cummies on Kate*
Kate: i am pog , i enjoy

by i am in constant agonisingpain February 12, 2021

Early Cummer

A guy who get to the orgasm so fast

1.- Jim: I'm cumming

Nadia: Now?, i'm only blowjobing you... what a "Early Cummer"

2.- Alex: I'm Cumming

Alexia: Whaaaaaat? but we just started, you damn Early Cummer

by Donald Cock June 26, 2010

cummanazi

A gentleman who constantly withholds orgasms from their partner. They may be greedy, or just bad in the sack. There has not been enough research in the field to determine for sure.

"I can't believe I dated that cummanazi for 5 months! My new vibrator is a much better investment."

by Linzzzaay June 11, 2007

cummylingus

"Cummylingus" is where you perform oral sex on an orifice into which you have just ejaculated.

...so after I jizzed in her, I went down on her! She loved it... bit salty though.

Cummylingus!

by Z-Person March 2, 2008

Cummummy

The act of ejaculating all over a partner, trying to go for as much surface area as possible, then very quickly wrapping them from head-to-toe with a roll of toilet paper.

See also: The King Tut

Lisa: "Hey Susan, what are you up to tonight?"

Susan: "Mmmmmppphhh mmmmmph Cmmmmm mmmmmmmmyyyy!!!"

Lisa: "What's that you say? Brad gave you a Cummummy again?"

by Chise-Boy March 20, 2009

cummy dumpies

When you get a boner from taking a big shit

Hey bro ever get the cummy dumpies?

by bombsofserbia November 23, 2015