Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

Cuban Donut Hole

Wen u shit in a bitches mouth and she spits it back in ur butthole

My girlfriend said she wanted 2 spice up our sex life so I suggested that we try the Cuban donut hole. Now shes scared 4 life and I need a new girlfriend

by Brap Brap360 March 10, 2021

Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025

cuban

evod pro v2 cigar with various things to add flavour

i need a cuban!

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

cuban kings

Sexy badass cuban gangsters who run robloxia. Drive black cammaros with grey spiky tires.

Do u know xander and Cesar Martinez? They’re sexy as fuck, must run with the Cuban kings

by youngjeezyj November 23, 2023

Cuban breath

A sent that comes off the breath that smells like coffee and shit. The smell typically fill the whole entire area . You can smell it in the morning or during the day In Ubers, Lyfts, taxis classroom, offices and clinics etc

It smell like Cuban breathe in here. Boy yo ass got Cuban breath this morning.

by Kieashia September 19, 2023

Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.

“Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”

by Woodeux April 2, 2019