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Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
mugGet the Jacknipple Cruisemug.

Tom Cruise

The most gangster man in this universe. He's got the personality, muscles and the cock to make you scream with goodness
Dude that guy at the gym was so Tom Cruise, did you see his body?!?!
by Grimmreaper97 January 19, 2021
mugGet the Tom Cruisemug.

cruise phat

To go to or to meet up with someone
by Yungb September 1, 2017
mugGet the cruise phatmug.

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
mugGet the Jose Cruisemug.

cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole
Can we cruise ship it tonight?
by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016
mugGet the cruise ship itmug.

Cruise Control

by B7RLE December 31, 2022
mugGet the Cruise Controlmug.

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015
mugGet the viking river cruisemug.

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