The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009
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Semi abusive discription of a traveler, Or a Wannnabe. Part of the New Agers, with their own music, Dress Sense, Lifestyle. opted out of mainstream society in the mid to late 80's traveling from place to place with the unforgetable dog-on-a-string acssory.
frist seen in the media in the 1985 battle of the beanfield. (UK)dispised by most of society including (and not to be confused with) Gypsies, Pykies, showmen, and tramps.
The 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act included legislation against their lifstyle.
The remaining one's get hounded by teenages, on the lookout for somene who might be able to spare/sell them Dope
frist seen in the media in the 1985 battle of the beanfield. (UK)dispised by most of society including (and not to be confused with) Gypsies, Pykies, showmen, and tramps.
The 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act included legislation against their lifstyle.
The remaining one's get hounded by teenages, on the lookout for somene who might be able to spare/sell them Dope
The common Cry of: "Get That Fucking Dog Out of Here and Go With It You Crusty Get!" in between Glastonbery and Bristol Before the Summer Solstace.
by Marcus Gravy July 20, 2008
Get the Crusty mug.a giant asshole on ice. doesn't want to get hit, the NHL commish gives him a never ending bj. no rule is broken when it comes to this little queer. want to fight him, sorry, he'll call one of his goons(a real player willing to throwdownthats all they do) like Cooke to fight you and he'll hide.
Hockey fight! Hockey fight! Prust is calling out Sidney Crosby! Where the hell did Matt Cooke come from?
by xtremlylucky January 7, 2011
Get the Sidney Crosby mug.1) The state of being insanely good at gymnastics....and jumping on shit. (like Lara Croft)
2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)
3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.
4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."
5) People who make sex noises when they jump.
2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)
3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.
4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."
5) People who make sex noises when they jump.
1) anonymous bystander - "Wow...your pretty crofty."
Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."
2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"
3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"
4) "Hermionie your so crofty."
5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."
dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."
Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."
2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"
3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"
4) "Hermionie your so crofty."
5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."
dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."
by definatelynotbryan October 7, 2008
Get the crofty mug.1)As in Sidney Crosby, 2)a move in hockey where the puck is brought back with the heel of the stick and fliped on to the top of the blade
although Crosby is not the inventor of this move he did make it famous
although Crosby is not the inventor of this move he did make it famous
"He Pulled a Crosby"
by random jordan June 26, 2006
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Girl 2- Your such a crusty knee brace
Girl 1- What does that mean
Girl 2- um... thanks
Girl 2- Your such a crusty knee brace
Girl 1- What does that mean
Girl 2- um... thanks
by Jefferyina January 10, 2007
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