cripplejuice

Someone who is bad at life.

"Listen you got a 60 on your test, fucking cripplejuice."

by Bangalot November 19, 2009

Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.

The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"

by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010

crip strip

Handicap parking spot

Ava: "Hey look! There's a parking spot up front!"
Joe: "Nah I cant park there, that's a crip strip."

by fingerfuhh January 26, 2014

cripology

The study of Crippin.

Yo Cuhz you up on your Cripology?

by OfficialJBremy September 22, 2016

crip

a bitch ass nigga

yeah that nigga ray he a crip just like jaz

by $kiithegoat January 31, 2019

criple

someone who was pounded very hard and is unable to walk.

or,

someone who broke all there bones and cant walk.

I CRIPLED DAT BITCH.
lol cripled
hahahahahahahhha u cant move
cripled bitch

by ✂🌮🔥💧 August 25, 2022

ear cripple

pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids.

ear cripple: i don't like you

bystander: i don't wanna hear it ear cripple

by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008