Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

by SILENT311 May 12, 2009

CROTCH-CRICKETS

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

crusty cricket

take a shit on a girls legs, let it dry, and rub your cock up and down to make the cricket noise.

the crusty cricket is badass

by A.Contreras January 12, 2010

moon cricket

they come out at night and make a lot of noise...

"aghhhh, that moon cricket has a bigger cock than me and he's limp."

by jleebeats April 5, 2004

crickety

Voluntary intoxication to the point basic functions become difficult. For example; too drunk to walk.

After the party we were all pretty crickety.

by Neufchatel April 30, 2006

space-cricket

An oriental person.

Get outta here you little space-cricket.

by Jim January 22, 2004