Carpercrite

(noun)
Derived from the combination of the words 'Carper' and 'Hypocrite' used to describe a person who constantly criticizes in a petty way, finds fault or makes harsh and unfair judgments while pretending to uphold certain virtuous beliefs, attitudes or values.

"He is a carpercrite when dealing with people of opposing views."

by Xecter June 13, 2019

cranerection

a boner of one's mind, a stroke of genuis

"woah, hitler did NOT have a cranerection."

by cranerection October 21, 2019

Caperistic

When u cap so hard

She do like me no caperistic

by Donteeeeeeeeeeeeee123 December 21, 2019

Crapper doodle

A word to take an action of a swear word without making it sound/ rhyme with a swear word.

If you were to stub your toe and you can’t say anything “bad” bc your a (child of god)

You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”

by The kid under your bed January 2, 2020

Caper

A flower bud that’s found primarily in the Mediterranean region. They grow in the ocean, mostly around coral reefs. Because of global warming and the shrinking/death of the coral reefs around the world, capers are considered endangered. The ocean gives them their salty flavor. Next time you eat capers, think about saving the ocean.

Girl: Damn these are some salty capers! Where’d they come from, the ocean?

Boy: Actually, yes! They’re grown on the coasts of the Mediterranean Sea!

by caperbot12 January 24, 2020

Capers

The bud of a bush that grows under water, in and around the Mediterranean region. This bud is used to flavor dishes around the world. They are found near coral reefs, so we need our reefs to stay healthy!

These buds must be capers!

by caperbot12 January 24, 2020

crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands

Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!

by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020