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crack block

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock
Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!

Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--

Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?

Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!

Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?

Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.
by Transformers3People0 December 26, 2010
mugGet the crack blockmug.

geisha crack

when one is obsessed with everything Asian inspired to the point where everything they do involves the Asian culture. When one buys every asian-like plush, eats abnormal amounts of sushi, ssips on green tea, and trys to impersinate the Asian life-style. Asian persuasion

OMG HELLO KITTY!!!!
Example 1. Megan had sushi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. She must be on some serious geisha crack!

Example 2. I went into the Hello Kitty store and bought everything in site. I felt like i was on geisha crack!
by Mega Fabo0 July 3, 2009
mugGet the geisha crackmug.

crack mansion

Refers to a place in high society where people go to buy and smoke crack. -- As made famous in the show Futurama.
Now that I'm rich I will no longer have to sit around in that crack house; I can goto a crack mansion and be waited on hand and pipe.
by NiteShift October 4, 2004
mugGet the crack mansionmug.

Crack-ho

A member of the female sex who delights in the pleasures of illicit drugs, espically cocaine of a cheepened baking soda variety.
"Hey Jim...look over there that crack ho is so nasty. damn!
by Ja Ja binx September 18, 2003
mugGet the Crack-homug.

crack snacker

Lesbian. A female who snacks on the crack of another female.
"Ellen and Anne are a couple of crack snackers."
by thedogsbollocks June 20, 2005
mugGet the crack snackermug.

leftover crack

Leftover Crack (n.) 1: A non-existent thing.

2: An awesome punk/ska band originating from New York City. AKA Choking Victim.
I can't stop listening to Leftover Crack after that incredible show they played!
by Aaron July 5, 2003
mugGet the leftover crackmug.

crack claw

A nail on the smallest finger which is significantly longer than the nails on the other fingers; so named for the practice of crackheads leaving this nail long so they can spoon up and snort coke from it.
Damn girl, Ryneesha need to file that pinky down! She look like she growin' out a crack claw or some shit!
by nacchi June 26, 2008
mugGet the crack clawmug.

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