Cougar Lunch Date

A date that takes place during lunch in which one is exploring if there is a romantic match between a woman in her 40s with a younger male with a good W2.

Male: I just got asked out on a Cougar Lunch Date, maybe it will lead to some afternoon delight.

I don't feel like taking him out to dinner, I'll just take him out on a Cougar Lunch Date for some drinks.

Ladies, let's meet for a Cougar Lunch Date.

by Alexisdove December 9, 2009

cougar keg stand

A cougar in the hortizontal position recieveing boxed wine wine from the spout.

Janice was laying on her back across the kitchen counter and asked to have the sweet red wine poured from the box directly into her mouth. She roared cougar keg stand!!!

by okhlywd December 25, 2009

Cougar-me-up

V. When a younger guy asks an older woman to go on a date

Guy: Hey what are you doing tonight
Girl: Going to play bingo, besides I'm to old to hang out with you
Guy: No you're not, you should cougar-me-up tonight

by The Big Topper June 5, 2010

Cougar Den

A bar or a club where there are plenty of Cougars to be found out on the prowl on the weekends. Often a place where a good live band on the weekends and younger men hang out. It can also be a bar that caters to the office crowd at lunch hour on the weekdays, the Cougars will come back to the same familiar place to party for happy hour or on the weekends.

The Sticky Wicket Grill on South Broad Street in Hamilton, NJ is a Cougar Den because it's close to the state offices of Trenton, which is where a lot of the Cougars in that area work. When one of the better local cover bands are playing, the place is packed to the walls with Cougars and Cougar Cubs on the prowl!

by Original Jay Dog August 18, 2011

Cougar Rock

A music genre of terrible grunge/metal type music that nobody likes except for cougars/douches. Bands like Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Buckcherry, etc.

Terribly generic talentless bands with a semi-heavy sound

Nickelback is Cougar Rock

by Mother Chuncher December 15, 2011

Gay Cougar

See Gay Sugar Daddy. A Gay cougar Is An Older Queen that Hunts for and Dates Younger Men For Sex And Companionship.

An Example Of A Gay Cougar Would Be Elton John Trying to Get into Zac Efron's Pants.

by ChubbyDaddy December 31, 2014

AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.

When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008