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e.company

is a badass band from new orleans that likes to play some jazzy funk and get the crowd going. full of handsome attractive men that like to get down.a sassy bass, sexy sax, pristine piano, drums to die for, and guitar like gravy.
that band is so e.company
by nolanolanola May 11, 2011
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Organic Company

When a company you apply to work for explains themselves as an organic company, which they should be shot for & given a gravestone entitled 'douchebag lies under this organic pile of shit'

Unless their employees are fed on organic produce or are indeed planted in grow bags daily to help them work without pesticides, the term shouldn't be used! Period!!
'oh yes, you'll find we're an organic company to work for'

'this is a great position, for an organic company, with many offices worldwide'

'i love working here, it's so organic'
by snootchtathabootch February 1, 2012
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corporate company

Should I shower before or after I enjoy some Corporate Company? Depends how dirty that skank is. I say both!
by gottano April 20, 2014
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Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.
*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion
by Love_Songs July 13, 2014
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Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own
He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.
by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016
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flirting companion

a person who you are not officially dating but you still flirt. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.
"Are you two dating?"
"No we are just flirting companions. We are just trying to take it slow."
by Queen_of_Wolves May 21, 2016
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verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
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