Comment Wolf

A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.

EX.

p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee

p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa

p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you

p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??

p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also

and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf

Ex2.

p1: I am vegan

p2: ok karen

p1: bro what

p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat

p1: are you dumb

p2: no you are vegan

p1: bro stfu

p2: you have failed me.

p1: what???

and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf

Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf

by twtc97 July 12, 2023

Mean comments

Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.

A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"

Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Comments

You know I've already addressed that.

Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.

My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.

by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023

Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.

Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.

by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019

Comment like an Indian day

November 16th, the day when everyone comments on tiktok posts like indians do.

Jake: Dude wanna go waterskiing?
Alan: Nah, its Comment like an Indian day. I gotta comment on tiktok posts like an indian.
Jake: How do you do that?
Alan: You just gotta say “super..” “.awesome..bro.” “superb..” “wow.. very nice” or even “haha wow fantastic”

by cthomas78910 October 31, 2019

Comment War

A massive argument in the comment section.

Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.

by Lalalawhy16789 February 17, 2021