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The Bro Code

THE BRO CODE (aka Golden Rules Of Manlieness)
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:

Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.

Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.

Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
by Stefan855 September 25, 2010
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Code Rainbow

This is when the gayness level in your surrounding area becomes so incredibly high that all males must protect their asses, either with their hands or an anal bum cover
Attention, we are under Code Rainbow here, Bob is acting really gay. We need to get this situation under control.
by Split August 13, 2004
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source code

The code which makes up a program or game; can be given to programmers to let them modify the program or make upgrades.
I sold the source code for my the game I created.
by Isi Oamen February 8, 2004
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Code Cancer

Computer code that starts out small, and through extensions gains a few "bad practice" changes. Over the years, extensions mirroring the bad practice start adding up, until physical symptoms begin to appear. The system may become slow and unresponsive but it still work, for example, so it continues to grow uncontrollably.

Once this happens, there are no good options. You are forced to choose between the software development equivalents of chemotherapy or radical surgery.

Like other forms of cancer, early detection and treatment is the best option.
16000 lines of code full of elseif statements that takes far too long to load and display a single invoice is a fine example of Code Cancer.

The story is called "Immutable Invoices" on "TheDailyWTF"
by TheHub November 24, 2009
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cape codder

an alcoholic mix of cranberry juice and vodka originated in Cape Cod
I'm so zooted after have my 8th cape codder, I might just have to do that slam pig over there.
by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008
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Cell Code

Similar to the Textagram but is manly used with numbers not Noobish or 1337 Speak. Can be used for passing along info during School. The code is based on the cell phone key pad.
2.1-A, 2.2-B, 2.3-C,
3.1-D, 3.2-E, 3.3-F,
4.1-G, 4.2=H 4.3-I,
5.1-J, 5.2-K, 5.3 L
6.1-M, 6.2-N, 6.3-O,
7.1-P, 7.2-q, 7.3-R, 7.4-S,
8.1-T, 8.2-U, 8.3-V,
9.1-W, 9.2-X,9.3-Y, 9.4-Z
Cell code-
4.2,3.2,9.2.- Hey.
by Fox Cruton April 3, 2009
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The chick code

A mystical legend that doesn't exist... unlike unwritten rules.
Not dating your best friends ex boyfriend... no "the chick code", just you don't do it.
by Sarah Bieber April 30, 2010
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