Dirty South Clusterfuck

A sandwich made at McDonald's from a McDouble and a southern homestyle chicken sandwich. Similar to the McGangbang but tastier and more scrumptous.

I went to McDonald's today and had myself a delicious Dirty South Clusterfuck

by DsRegulator August 13, 2011

cluster fucks

A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.

Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)

It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)

Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!

by Dani Johnson December 29, 2007

clusterfuck

The additional traffic congestion that inevitably results when a public works department decides to fix a traffic congestion problem by doing significant, lengthy roadwork in the affected area.

The intersection at the eastern terminus of State Road 520 in Redmond, WA, will be widened during 2007, resulting in a clusterfuck for at least the duration of that project.

by former technologist May 1, 2006

Aids infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck

A bubble of feminine ejaculate that has been mixed with other feminine ejaculate from a large orgy, and is infested with the AIDS virus. Often used as a derogatory term when having an insult contest, often times it ends the competition.

"You horse fuckin thunder cunt!"

"You AIDS infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck!"

"Dude....eww"

by Paco's Tacos and Coffee beans March 22, 2009

clusterfuck

Reminiscent of when 50 dicks try to get in one hole. Everything is so jammed and tangled up nothing can move in any direction.

I tried to make things better but was stuck in a huge clusterfuck.

by Marie May 21, 2003

Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

cluster fuck

A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.

"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."

"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."

by kamikaze762x39 July 16, 2007