man-clit

An insult aimed at a guy, telling him that he's both effeminate and has a small penis. Basically comparing his penis to a clitoris.

Dude you're so gay.
Yeah, well at least I don't have a man-clit. Oh snap!

by Mudbone January 20, 2009

Dick Clit

When the clitoris is so large that it resembles a penis.

Wow tom your wifes got a huge dick clit.

by TheAnti-Christ August 28, 2008

Cliterature

See porn

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 5, 2003

Tit to Clit Ratio

The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.

Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.

by ulysses January 5, 2006

clitasaurous rex

when a chick is extremly loose

man1:deby lied she is not a vergin
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants

by f.cliford September 27, 2005

clit shivers

When the clitoris, finger like projection covered with a flesh hood located directly over the vaginal cavity, begins to uncontrollably twitch usually do to anticipation, exhaustion, or, in extremely rare cases, due to husterical anger. Almost always ends in sexual gratification of some sort.

Brian;Dude-bro! So I totally hooked up with this dumb broad last night. Turned out she was a gusher and while I was slammin vag I gave her the clit shivers. That shit was tickling my shaft for 20 minutes!
Chris: Fuck yeah dog!
Chris and Brian together; CLIT SHIVERS!.

by Sharp One April 26, 2009

clit clat

When two or more women rub their clitorises together, causing stimulation to all parties involved.

Contrary to popular belief, scissoring is not the only method of clit clat.

by sheeplove69 December 30, 2009