cranus

A crusty anal opening

He only gave rim jobs to girls who have a nice cranus.

by MarioFarfan January 7, 2007

the packers are fags clause

A clause in the NFL rule book that prevents the Green Bay Packers from reaching the playoffs, regardless of their regular-season standing, if they lose their last five regular season games.

The pack has been eliminated from the playoffs due to the "the packers are fags clause" in part due to losing Favre to an injury.

by john markus December 28, 2007

Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.

Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."

by Kris May 22, 2011

Fodee Claus

one hella cool dude who brings a present to good little boys and girls. Usually wrapped in a brown paper bag and containing 40 oz of love and left on your windshield or porch or in the hands of a passed out bum. Hopefully, said fodee hasn't been partially consumed by Fodee Claus himself.

Oh joy! Fodee Claus gave my Olde English this year. God bless us everyone!

by double LL February 26, 2004

Ethel-clause friend

Someone you hang out with because they make you feel thinner and more glamorous than you really are.

Comes from the legend that "I Love Lucy" sidekick Ethel Vance was contractually obligated to remain 20 pounds overweight.

My sister loves to call me when my life's a train wreck. I'm her Ethel-clause friend.

by Traci S. October 24, 2007

Skeech-clause

Noun: An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work.

Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you

"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

by Cooter T. Bass October 1, 2008

Santa Clause Beard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.

So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.

by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011