Chinese Christmas

A game played at Christmas where everyone wraps any present they want and puts it in the middle of the room. Everyone who is playing receives a random number, which determine your order. Whoever is first must choose a present from the middle of the room and unwrap it. The second person can either steal the first persons present or choose another one from the pile. If your present is stolen then you have to choose another one from the pile. Once everybody has gone then you have to keep the present you end up with.

"Hey did you play chinese christmas?"

"Yeah, I got a a huge box of chocolates!"

by Jake Winger December 17, 2011

Chinese espresso

Chinese espresso refers to the leakage of soy sauce used as lubrication during anal sex.

She is so hot, I would even drink her Chinese espresso.

by NightmanCometh September 24, 2009

chinese democracy

The name of a very bad album

Man everything that JLS do is very chinese democracy.

All chavs listen to is Crappy Chinese Democracy

by Mr. Grape February 17, 2010

chinese auction

When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.

Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.

by barack obama hillary is a man November 17, 2007

chinese kiss

A kiss that's below the waist

Johnny gave me a Chinese kiss yesterday and it felt so good

by RainbowGirl23 March 10, 2016

Chinese Laundromat

When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.

Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?

by EASYGOINGCOMB June 27, 2011

chinese andy

One who was a desire to eat Chinese buffet at least once a week. He goes through life just for the delicious meal at King Buffet at the end of the week.

Guy: Ah! Crap, I forgot to eat Chinese buffet last week! OMG what am I gonna do?
Other Guy: Wow, you are such a Chinese Andy...

by Andy Wong March 5, 2008