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Chicken Fetus

The pain resulting from spraying a cheesy, bloody substance from your penis while urinating. This usually results in the subject spraying said matter into the urinal while trying to have a conversation with a co-worker. Spraying subject usually spends the next few hours rocking back-and-forth in pain. The subject then becomes eligible for a complete anal exam and a trip to the "Special Room" where a camera (replete with cord) is inserted into the urethra.
Trevor had severe Chicken Fetus the other day and is now going to see the doctor.
by Humper Dumper April 11, 2011
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robot chicken

one of the funniest new shows on cartoon Network's "Adult Swim".

Created By Seth Green - Uses classic toys to do crazy sick shit.
robot chicken is as funny as watching an old person slip and fall, so you turd fucking mother fuckers better watch it.
by I forget March 2, 2005
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chicken scratch

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.
Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??
by Sasha June 27, 2003
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chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy
That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit
by Tino September 1, 2003
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Chokin the chicken

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!
by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005
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awesome chicken

Better than regular chicken. (often used sarcastically)
Person N-1: So, how did the chicken taste?
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
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Chicken Dick

In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.
Jeff- Hey bruv, wanna play Chicken Dick?
Sam- Nah ded, I'm gay.
by Jaden Chavez February 23, 2018
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