Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.

Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.

by Chris_P September 1, 2008

Dick cheese

Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.

I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!

by dickcheese6969 June 7, 2016

nigga dick cheese

Nigga dick cheese is where someone with a bbc rubs their dick in cheese and eats the cheese after

Did you see Jackson eat that nigga dick cheese last night?

by Bigga nigga man March 6, 2019

scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006

scream cheese

The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.

by J Rickert September 4, 2008

Toe Cheese

The debris collected in the corners of the great toe's nail. encapsulated between the nail and skin, this navy blue, pasty, and often damp bi-product smells rediculously pungent.

"Perhaps I'll put some toe cheese on a Ritz. Everything tastes better on a Ritz."

by Fight The Rain March 7, 2004

cheese burger walrus

A man that consumes cheese burgers on a substantial scale effecting the physical appereance of said person

fuckin bobandy that greasy cheese burger walrus.

by Bobandy July 6, 2008