Cancern

The concern for cancer. (Since everything apparently causes it these days)

"I drink so much Diet Coke, and they say it might be dangerous... I'm a little cancerned."

by Eran January 6, 2008

Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.

She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.

by Marinatha! July 20, 2009

Cancer Ribbon

The spot on a basketball court, just inside half court, where one can only knock down unconscious 3's.

Did you see Holloway from Xavier knockin down 3's from the cancer ribbon against Kansas State in the Sweet Sixteen? Dat nigga was outta his mind

by J and B - UPI crew March 26, 2010

Chance High

To reach a point of being so fucking high on acid, that you need to be in your room immediately. It doesnt matter how far you are from your room either, all thought and reason dissolve when you reach this point. You usually spend the rest of the night hearing terrifying sounds.

Man i need to be in my room - Friend One
Dude we're at the lake and i'm high on LSD - Friend Two
I need to be in my room now - Friend One
You're Chance high, you shouldn't have taken two tabs of that shit - Friend Two

Dude lets take a chance and take three tabs of LSD - Guy who wants to get Chance high

by Braydwag69 May 6, 2012

cancer grill

A tanning bed. A device known to cause various skin diseases.

Person 1: Gonna hit the Cancer Grill. Need some color.
Person 2: You know that shit ain't good for you.

by azza943 October 3, 2012

Cancer Clap

The act performed when "packing" a pack of cigarettes. Typically the smoker will utilize the thumb and forefinger of the dominant hand, pinching the pack of cigarettes with the top of the pack facing down. The pack is then smacked against the palm of the opposite hand.

Joe, "Don't you think those smokes are dead?"
Man, "I'm clapping for cancer."
Joe, "ah. The good 'old Cancer Clap."

by SgtMaj July 2, 2012

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015