Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.

As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.

by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013

Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.

Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.

by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013

Cellhole

A hole worn in the pants pocket (especially in jeans) that forms when always carrying a cell phone in the same pocket.

Guy: Damn, I've got two cellholes forming in my right pocket. Better start carrying my phone in the left one!
Girl: At least your pants HAVE pockets.
Guy: True, true.

Cellholes are very in this season.

by swinter May 14, 2015

cell belly

The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.

Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.

by Aulderath July 30, 2016

Cellbonded

Feeling like your phone is an extension of yourself,and you are emotionally bonded to it.

When I upgraded to my new phone,it wasn't long until I cellbonded with it.

by Daydreamer13 May 22, 2016

cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.

"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"

by Walker00791 August 16, 2017

Cell

The Basic Structure and functional unit of all organisms.

Im a cell.

by PSEUDONYM RSSBECCA November 29, 2018