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Canadian Baby Shower 

A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.

Canadian gift basket 

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.
Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

Canadian rage 

A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once
Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?

Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.

Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.
Canadian rage by Lunar_potatoes778 October 28, 2015

canadian rash 

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
canadian rash by Mnao January 13, 2016

Canadian slumber party 

A Canadian Slumber Party is when there are three or more players from one team in the penalty box at the same time.
Oh man check out that Canadian Slumber Party they have four guys in the box
Canadian slumber party by Sjcleve January 16, 2016

Canadian Food Fight 

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.
Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?