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Cartier Baby

When a baby (Caroline) is boujee and cuter than all the other babies, she (Caroline) is called a "Cartier Baby"

You may have heard about her from the Bazzi song "Cartier" Cartier baby is the best baby in the world.
Wow! I wish my baby could be a Cartier baby.
by Ritzcrackers666 May 31, 2018
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Certified Funny

Wait for it, I think we just hit it. This is certified funny
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
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cartist

cartist is a combination of words 'craft' and 'artist'
it was made by a popular youtuber Moriah Elizebeth

it refers to a person who likesboth, craft and art(painting, etc.)
I am a Cartist
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cartivlonejacket

A beautiful young straight nigga who is a great meme page
"Bro that nigga so beautiful i think he's cartivlonejacket"
by Wow :0 March 24, 2021
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certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)
Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment
by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023
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certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly
Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son
by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023
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Boilers Certificate

The achievement given for having sex with a woman thats double your age.
Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"

Calum: "54"

Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"

Calum: "HIGH 5!"
by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011
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