bertelsen

a guy who likes to cut his hair in the middel all day long. he listens to hardcore nigga blood rap all day and all night. and his first name starts with "V"

he is such a bertelsen
OMG, look at that bertelsen

by anime midget mar chine February 8, 2019

Bourtel

A cobjunctive for bottle of bourbon usually spoken while drunk.

Pass me the bourtel.

by Byawire February 12, 2019

Bufter

Scoop we up bucking hoof it

That’s a big belly bufter there son

by Bunter chun March 6, 2019

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Barted

When you fart and burp at the same time

Jonny barted has in school and then he lost all of is friends and now he is lonely

by James Charles July 7, 2019

Burbearian

A burning warrior bear.

You're shining like a burbearian.

by IronBatman420 July 16, 2019