bumititus

noun Not doing anything all day just getting both mentally and psychically exhausted from just the thought of leaving the comforts of your bed which result in back pains and failing grades

Both my back and grades are taking a real toll from my bumititus.

by jajajajjannin May 10, 2011

hot burrito dinner

getting a hot burrito thrown at you from moving car

The panhandler's sign read "will work for food" so we threw a hot burrito at him giving him a hot burrito dinner.

by futnucks December 14, 2009

Bean Burrito

Giving or receiving fellatio immediately after anal sex.

I pulled out and fed him a bean burrito.

by Homo Riot June 1, 2015

Asian Burrito

a sexual position involving an Asian man who is significantly shorter than the other participants in the "burrito." He should fit under a lifted leg.

The asian burrito is the best sex position ever

by Hannah Goetz April 23, 2007

Burritocat

Burritocat is the personification of all the universe.

We are all part of the greater cosmic entity, Burritocat.

by A Devout Servant January 27, 2010

Dirty Burrito

when your analing a girl and she shits on your penis then gives you head

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by Mr. Krabz July 18, 2009

sloppy burrito

a sloppy burrito usually takes place on a hot summer's day, when you're girl gets mud butt/swamp ass. you two decide to do anal and when you pull out and see the mess she's left on your dick, you proceed to strike her across the face with it.

"dude, i had to give kathy a sloppy burrito yesterday."

"that's why i won't do anal until winter. "

by thatwhiteevo January 28, 2013