crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Diesel Burger

Someone who obsesses over diesel's and diesel accessories. Diesel Burgers are usually male rednecks, and likely to be a fat chad

Common signs of diesel burgers are.

1. If you have stacks on your truck

2. If you have hunting, camouflage, or other rediculous stickers on your back window.

3. If you can be seen rolling black smoke anywhere you are driving.

4. If you never pull a trailor.

Guy1 "Man did you see that guy rollin all that black smoke?"
Guy2 "Yeah he's a Diesel Burger"

by Beaver79 December 13, 2010

Fortnite Burger

Slang for penis

Damn, he likes fortnite burger, he must be gay

by joesSwanson December 27, 2019

Burger Nigger

A citizen of the USA. Similar to "Sand Nigger".

"Jeff thinks we should privatize our healthcare."
"That's expected - he comes from a long line of burger niggers."

by TwoPairSux October 4, 2007

banjo burger

A burger purchased after a night out.
It comes with everything on it which usually spills down your top. This phenomenon causes the burger eater to perform a banjo playing motion in a vain effort to remove relish etc from shirt.

thats one big fuck off banjo burger

by minges and all April 15, 2003

Bob's Burgers

Good show. Everybody must watch it.

Bob: Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Linda: Voice of Reason, opposite background from Husband
Gene: Tries to follow in family's footsteps.
Louise: Head of the show, funny.
Tina: social outcast

Bob's Burgers

by weatherstorm3 January 23, 2011

burger nips

huge nipples usually found on big huge saggy boobs

The fat bird I smashed had burger nips

by DPG May 2, 2005