brown clown

This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...

by Bog-man September 2, 2016

Joe Brown

A caucasian male with an african american dick

When I got the white boy home I realised he had a Joe Brown. I got it gooooood that night.

by VPookie October 3, 2007

gordon brown

Cheap-ass swindler in charge of taxation in the UK. Doesn't drive so has no first hand experience of the enourmous tax that drivers have to pay, thanks to his greed.

Very scarey fake smile. Run away! Run awaaayy!

Gordon Brown - He'd steal your grandma's teeth if you let him.

by VoteAnarchy October 15, 2003

The Brown Derby

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.

Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

Brown Ice

Sometimes you need to go to great lengths to ice your bros. This icing exists when you stick a smirnoff ice in your anus, bottom first so the cap is the only thing showing. Then proceed to moon him right as he's coming around the corner. The bro seeing your brown eye will actually only see the ice, which he will be required to drink out of your ass.

I turned the corner to see Davey nose deep in Ben's ass, only to find out he had been Brown Iced and was guzzlin that shit down. Likewise, I whipped out my phone and snap chatted that shit to everyone.

by THEdickhatch May 28, 2013

brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

brown sugah

Realest nigga alive

"yo who that nigga over there?"

"shit must be brown sugah"

by thebull November 10, 2013