british

Someone who is so proud of themselves, they fuck up their country. Including, they happen to be the most selfish humans, be careful.

British can be selfish, be careful.

by Don't-Assume-Before-Me September 10, 2016

British People

A group of people with hilarious accents that mostly live on an island off the coast of the REAL Europe. Are notable for their hatred of Americans despite the fact that, unlike many other nations, they don't actually have a good reason for it. Their most meaningful contribution to the modern world is the video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

British People: Wot wot, etc.

by Krish2 May 9, 2010

British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker

Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.

by thickness May 4, 2007

British

The people who wish they were Irish

Hugh Grant: Cor Blimey I wish I was Irish.
Colin Farrell: Fuck yeah you british knob.

by ciara2011 March 18, 2011

British Army

Irish humorous term for a band of poorly-mannered and undisciplined folks

If I had a face like you, I would join the British Army

by abdul.hazred January 26, 2009

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.

As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.

by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010

british-ish

something somewhat pertaining to british culture, such as accents, fashion, music, etc.

Dude, that guy's fake accent is British-ish

by trevwood90 August 11, 2010