Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.

A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”

by JayeKaye October 6, 2025

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Brazilian Postcard

A dick pic, with clean shaven pubic hair.

This dude sent me a Brazilian postcard.

by Cold Lotion Racing September 28, 2019

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A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

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Brazilian Water Pie

A Brazilian so good it’s hydrophobic

“Have you seen Colleen’s new Brazilian? Call that shit a Brazilian water pie the way it’s slick as hell.”

by diaboyboy November 1, 2025

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Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

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