Fuck up boots

helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.

Also: Cant do ANYTHING

ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage

Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...

by pizzarancher March 1, 2009

bootsy bronc

A '96 Ford Bronco that's built to suit the 'yeehaw' personality of Caucasians of the 'rural' persuasion.

Danny: "Yo, have you seen the new snow tires on my Bootsy Bronc? They are phat."

by Danger Boy January 22, 2004

sly boots

Someone who is sly; a sly person in his fancy sly boots.

Jim: How was your date with Topanga?
Chareth: Oh i slipped her a roofie...
Jim: you sly boots!
*high five*

by iShotgunZombies May 6, 2007

chanel 9 boots

what the material girl wants

'I want chanel 9 boots all these -- steady jockin cause they know im truth.' - THE material girl

by dripcord February 17, 2022

Boon Boots

A pair of overpriced, oversized, often ridiculous looking athletic footwear deemed valuable enough by ignorant blacks that they'll do anything in their power to get them, including, but not limited to: theft, intimidation, rioting, mugging, killing, bludgeoning. They're usually considered a status symbol, and are therefore acquired in hopes of attracting a mate and creating the next generation of thugs, murderers, criminals, thieves and rioters.

Footlocker had to shut down their store on Friday because of the riots that were breaking out over the release of those new boon boots.

by Mandingo10+ May 15, 2012

Bootass

Bootass:
A word commonly used by people of African-American descent. Bootass has many different meanings and uses, most commonly its is a word used to describe someone or something that is inadequate, broken, displeasing, disgusting, mentally retarded, or weak. Another common use of "bootass" is an interjection that is frequently yelled or screamed down the hallway of a high school to one's friend or foe.

Example 1:
A: Yo nigga, you know Kenna?
B: Ye, whah abou him?
A: His Bref smells like bootass!
Example 2:

A: Yo Trevon! Geh yo ass back heyah!
B: **ape noises**
A: BOOTASS! **continuing monkey noises**

by Edwin Upham Ph.D. February 15, 2018

Jesus Boots

Jesus Boots are godlike, they give you the ultimite power. They are stylistic, hip, cool, bop'in, and bong'in. They are the most comfortable jesus boots you can get; a strap goes over the thinger, with the tonger, and connects to the farghof which then gives you the carbon glandonate producing the ultimite comfort

"yo man, where'd you get those jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"

by Ekoh August 17, 2006