Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.
The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.
The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.
Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.
Dude, what the boner-flex?!
Son of a boner-flex!
Dude, what the boner-flex?!
Son of a boner-flex!
by Smittalicious October 21, 2014
Get the boner-flexmug. a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight
person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!
person 2: nice!
by thesmartjew March 17, 2016
Get the adrenaline bonermug. An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
"I got such a wrong boner watching..."
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
by DrJonas February 4, 2010
Get the wrong bonermug. The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.
by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007
Get the eco-bonermug. by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019
Get the Boner jawmug. Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
by Mardel March 10, 2021
Get the Toner Bonermug. When you have a raging boner due to an intense hankering for amazing chicken. Originated upon eating chicken at a cook-off in Concan, Tx.
A little bit of chicken boner, chicken boner on a Friday night. A chicken boner that feels so right. With a my chicken boner up!
by ChickenBoner June 5, 2011
Get the Chicken Bonermug.