while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.
by sexfiend111 June 23, 2010

by nfbqnodfboqfq August 09, 2022

The act of unloading a massive crap that is so massive and powerful the lining of your anus ripes and stretches like to the point of no return.
Hey Jeff sorry man I just laid a brown bomber in your your guest bathroom and did a DYI work on the walls and sink area .
by DESS NUTS September 01, 2020

A form of black tar heroin.
by Justblazeit February 02, 2022

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 03, 2024
