Bog

My bestie and he is the best person alive, without him i'd be nowhere and he has a big heart for other people. He's always making me feel loved and appreciated and he is loved by many others too. He is an amazing person with a good personality and is always helping but others but is still fun to be around!
by cheshirecatlover123 April 14, 2024
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egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.
Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!
by monkay December 11, 2024
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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
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Bogged

To have excessive cosmetic procedures and end up looking uncanny.

Originates from the Bogdanoff twins. Look up pictures of them and you will understand.
Yo have you seen Zac Efron lately?
No, why?
He bogged himself so badly he has to make up an entire story about breaking his jaw to pass it off.
by condom chewer October 28, 2022
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Bogging

Dude sorry I couldn't make it yesterday I was bogging with my girl
by Gentle tickle April 24, 2017
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Bog Tory

A reactionary supporter of Fine Gael, the conservative Irish political party.
What did you expect from a Bog Tory?

He has all the reactionary views consistent with being a Bog Tory!

The Bog Tories pride themselves on being the party of law and order..
by Funkshot February 18, 2023
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Bog

The name of some ugly guy from worlds worst teachers by David Walliams
Bog
by BonillaLikesDrawing February 18, 2020
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