blond radio

The greatest podcast on the entire planet. A wholesome look into people and the thoughts that shape them. Also hosted by some sexy mf named Brad.
"Did you listen to the newest episode of Blond Radio???"
"of course i did tf you think"
by TastesLikeDoom October 12, 2020
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Dumb blonde

Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.
Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky

Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE
by Thedumestblond May 10, 2020
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pumpkin blonde

A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.
"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"
by LegallyBlond October 01, 2015
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Dogbutt Blonde

The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.
by Toastmaster Trev March 06, 2020
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Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
by Strawberrybetty January 15, 2021
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Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.
"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."
by C L G February 19, 2018
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