Marmalade blonde

A ginger haired person

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde

by DeepSmart July 17, 2009

Blackout Blonde

A nice way to say gray hair.

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.

by HairGenius September 30, 2013

Blonded out

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.

"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

by Colewindz September 24, 2014

Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

by Liferules420 July 14, 2023

Dogbutt Blonde

The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.

Dude, that girl's hair was dogbutt blonde!

by Toastmaster Trev March 5, 2020

Dumb blonde

Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.

Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”

Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”

by Thedumestblond May 9, 2020

Bubble Blonde

The final boss of girls. A woman with a bubble butt and beautiful blonde hair. Likely has all sorts of men and women falling at her feet. If you see a Bubble Blonde, feel free to approach, but prepare for rejection.

"Man, look at that girl!"
"Wow. She's a total Bubble Blonde."
"I'm gonna ask her out!"
"Good luck. You'll need it."

by SteveFrancis5-42- June 1, 2021