A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
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simga man ultra simga yo enver know what hes thinking about dont mess with him or you are sure to feel true pain, remember to never mess with him, women fear him, fish want him
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