Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

pee and blow

To urinate and flatulate while using the toilet.

That meal was a big one; later, I had release a furious pee and blow.

by T. G. March 1, 2008

suck 'n blow

A game usually played at large parties consisting of one playing card. A group sits boy-girl, boy-girl (unless it's a homosexual party) and, using only the card, transport it from person to person using only the mouth. You "suck" the card when recieving it, and you "blow" the card when giving it to the next person. It's like kissing with a card in-between your lips. Not as easy as it sounds.

Lori: Hey, anybody wanna play suck 'n blow?
Tommy: you know I do.

by Lelia Claire January 8, 2009

blow chunks

1. to vomit.
2. to...

David: Man, I drank so much last night, i went home and i set my house on fire! Now I live in box.

Harry: No man, I drank so much last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!

John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!

Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.

David & John: ....

by Aduras March 13, 2005

blow up

To rapidly achieve fame, stardom, cash money, mad props, etc. after being relatively unknown. It is more of a rapid progression than a gradual rise in fame and fortune...

Just watch, man - she's about to blow up after her next album drops

by Toastmaster General April 17, 2005

cream pie blow back

Were you cum in a girls vagina or booty and she farts blowing the load back at you

After having sex with Stacey she gave me a cream pie blow back

by budlightkrew November 7, 2013

blow my booty ho

Phrase coined during the late gangsta rap era in reference to giving one oral sex.

Gangsta Rapper: “Could I trouble you to blow my booty ho?”

Ho: “Why yes, I shall indeed blow your booty if you do, in fact, bestow upon me sufficient compensation and bling bling for such act.”

Gangsta Rapper: “Kind ho, I unreservedly consent to your proposition, and as promised shall present you with immense quantities of ching ching and bling bling...please proceed to blow my booty ho.”

Ho: “Many appreciations. The commencing of blowing said booty shall begin immediately kind Gangsta Rapper Sir.”

by cooley magee January 24, 2007