beardiculture

The art of beard grooming and maintenance.

I think your mangy-ass face would benefit from a little lesson in beardiculture.

by frankfuta April 4, 2013

beardsnuggle

The strong desire to snuggle up to an epic beard. Especially in winter.
Shared by women, bears, kittens and puppies.

Could we beardsnuggle tonight? It's cold outside.

by qofd December 20, 2013

beardfilter

The ability of a beard to filter out attention from potentially unwanted admirers.

If you can get through my beardfilter then there might just be a beardsnuggle in your future.

by qofd January 3, 2014

beardsicle

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.

I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.

by qofd January 3, 2014

beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.

That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!

by Thinkingray May 16, 2014

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.

I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.

by bkmon3y April 30, 2014

beardman

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

by Scooyb September 21, 2014