Tuck'er to bed

Tucking your dream or idea away for good

The dreams over tuck'er to bed

by aswbduevhwc;uggggggggggggggggg October 21, 2020

Jumping on bed

Fucking

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night

by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022

Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.

Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.

by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006

Under The Bed

Under The Bed is when a straight person claims to be gay/part of the LGBTQ+ community

For example:

You: yeah im (insert some form of gay)
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed

by Gigi Kitty June 9, 2018

Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

by aaron_768 February 10, 2007

Bed stink

That yucky stinky feeling you have first thing in the morning when you get out of bed.

Carrie wouldn't let Trevor kiss her when she woke up because of her bed stink; she was feeling all sweaty and icky, her hair was a mess and she had the bad breath.

by NorthFrenchTown June 16, 2009