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clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.
That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard
by beej760 June 13, 2008
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Buccaneer's Beard

An unkempt lady's pubic region, not unlike a ragman's coat. Often features (but not limited to) flies, food crumbs and the odd dreadlock au natural. Normally registers a high Box Waft factor.
I knew it as soon as I noticed the hairy armpits; she had a fanny like a buccaneer's beard.
by The anal jester February 11, 2004
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Ghost Beard

The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.
Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?

Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.

Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013
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Advent Beard

An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.
"Dude, I am so growing an Advent beard this year"
by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010
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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
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Beard Back

When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
by Nipple Knockers April 8, 2021
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freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.
Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.
by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017
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