bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009

Bathroomate

A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.

Know what I need to do? Bathroomate. I'll be out in a sec.

by Ace Danger March 17, 2009

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

Bathroom Dasher

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim

Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"

by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011

Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.

I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.

by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011

Bathroom Blogger

A person who does their deep thought, prolific writing while sitting on the toilet in the privacy of their bathroom. This environment is mentally and creatively stimulating to them and provides them the perfect privacy needed to write. This person is also more likely to be a Toilet Tweeter.

Ken writes two to three blog posts a day from the confines of his toilet, in the privacy of his bathroom. Sometimes this Bathroom Blogger takes his talent to work, spending his entire lunch break on the toilet writing on his laptop.

by K Whitt January 27, 2013

Bathroom Pleaser

A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.

bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.

joe: how was it man?

bob: i am pleased

by mountain that rhymes August 27, 2013