Ballet

a sport that causes death in the form of bullemia, anorexia and self harm.

hey did you hear about ____ she died from anorexia..her ballet teacher told her she was too fat

by screwballet! August 21, 2008

Barletta

A marshmellow, a really soft person.

dude 1: "Hey look, that guy is chucking a barletta"
guy: *gets poked in the gut and falls to the ground*
dude 2: "What a Effin idiot"

by Josh44566 March 9, 2008

Barley Awake Biden

A massive dumbass who can't even fucking talk the right way

Biden: I'm very smart compared to trump
Trump: Don't use the word "Smart" with me Joe, you graduated lowest of your university.
Biden: Well...
Trump: I've done more than you in 47 months than you have in 47 years
Biden: ...
Trump: your Barley Awake Biden

by Pine Tree Walker December 3, 2020

five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

barrett (n./v.)

scenester.. never seen without a blood brothers/deerhoof/arcade fire hoodie/pins/tight pants/an ironic attitude. Can be expected to cry about girls, rattle off every band he listens to at a second's notice, and scoff.

Man, look at that kid over there Barretting up the DFA Records dancefloor.

by Ilovehim Though January 25, 2005

barleyjaneamineafunckled

being under the influence of the tri-fecta concoction of BEER MARIJUANA & AMPHETAMINES OF YOUR CHOICE

BEING LOCKED UP IN DA GARAGE WIT 2 ESCAPED FEMALE INMATES, THE MAGIC DRAGON, COLD BEER, & SHARDS...DRANK DANK CRANK IT UP...THEY WERE BARLEYJANEAMINEAFUNCKLED AITE

by immip085 May 16, 2009

Barett

Barett is a girl defined in her beauty and the way she thinks about others.She is the nicest girl you will ever meet. She will not take others for advantage and will not look for people in manipulation. She is also the girl you will go to if you need to talk about something serious. She will not tell others about a personal problem you tell her about.

Friend: Did you tell barett about your parents fighting?

You: Yes she said she would not tell anyone.
Friend yeah i tested her and she would not tell me!

by Verycoolman101 June 13, 2019