"yeah bruv this is my
bird emily she bare fit"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your
hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you
neek your bare clapped mate"