by DaddyCogle November 18, 2021
by stallwood123 March 14, 2008
Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019
People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
by BumEgg July 25, 2023
by John Cummins July 26, 2017