by Amishtago February 27, 2017
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Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
by Mistabone February 1, 2018
Get the madder than a baptist in a brothel mug.When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
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Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
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by wetboi69 July 15, 2022
Get the Sink Water Baptist mug.John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.
by Randomnmn October 2, 2022
Get the John the Baptist mug.French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.
by Anony. Res September 21, 2023
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