fair and balanced

When the other party gets all the favor and thus the situation is biased against you.

I was almost home free with my new stereo when the police caught me and put me on trial with a fair and balanced jury.

by Mike Novak May 28, 2004

Balakay

Penetration (Swahili)

WOW he can really balakay that ball into the goal.

by Mtnlion December 1, 2016

Balaji

A fucking idiot who does nothing but yell at people younger than him. And makes up stuff on the stop.

That man is such a balaji for yelling at a 6 year old when he is 44.

by Alpha donkey June 15, 2018

balakalava

A hat that shows only your mouth and eyes. Usually made from microfibre.

"OH MY GOD!!! There's like twenty fuckin' people, wearing fuckin' balakalava's robbin' our fuckin' sho!"

"I'll come with my Balakalava on."

by mob* May 29, 2009

Balancity

It describes how people balance out their personalities

If we put two crazy people together, we throw out their balancity.

by kawaiibaka November 4, 2018

Balaleen Mode

When someone becomes so stupid for a short period of time.

Yes, he's quite in the balaleen mode at this moment

by Okitr May 4, 2020

Balala

The sixteenth king of Balalaland, which covered Iran, Iraq and the Arabian peninsula 4000 BC. A great king who defeted the Aleccian Empire with aid from Magec the Great, Balala introduced many reforms in the former Aleccian Empire which prospered under the rule of Balala and his successor Vakala II. Never mentioned in any history books.

"Have you ever heard the story of king Balala"

by Balala könig von Balalaland January 26, 2021