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Bartledoo

A nickname or saying for someone who doesn't talk clear in reference to the "mumbles" videos on youtube.
Someone who doesn't talk clear: Heyall I be right day by da doe iffu be need me n chit, aight den.

Other person: Huh?

Bystander 1: I don't know what bartledoo is talking about over there.
Bystander 2: Beats me, I thought he was retarded.
by M2k2ind May 29, 2010
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bartlett

a very cool and funny person, often intelligent and good looking.
man steveo is so freaking bartlett, i wish i could be him
by John Friedmann November 24, 2006
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charlie bartletting

1) The action of spazzing out on any drug, specifically Ritalin.
2) Playing piano with extreme soul while on Ritalin while wearing tighty whiteys and sunglasses and black converse.
Dude, how much Ritalin did you take? You're like, totes Charlie Bartletting!
by Sara and Samantha June 30, 2008
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Battle Whore

A battle whore is an older woman (Usually around the age of someones grandmother) that dresses like she is still 17 and is a complete slut. Also she must have a few scars, wrinkles, or other noticeable blemishes of some kind. Similar to a Cougar but much more cock-hungry.
Guy #1: So last night I was at the bar and this old lady kept winking at me.

Guy #2: Eww, so what did you do?

Guy #1: I did what any drunk guy would do....

Guy #2: .......?

Guy #1: I slayed that Battle Whore.
by Mattock January 21, 2010
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battle wounds

when you get cuts, bruises, or any injury from doing something fun or dangerous.
dude, where'f you get those battle wounds?!
we jumped off rossis roof onto her trampoline!
by juleseyyyy April 15, 2010
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Battle Chodes

A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.

The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.

Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.

The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"

Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
Man, Battle Toads totally ripped off Battle Chodes...that's some bullshit.
by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
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battle of san jacinto

Battle of San Jacinto- a series of drinks taken in succession consisting of a Bear Fight (Irish Car Bomb and a Jager Bomb), shot of Jack Daniels, shot of Tequila, and then chased by chugging a 16 oz. Lonestar tallboy. Named battle of San Jacinto because Davey Crocket fought Bears (Bear fight), was from Tennessee (Jack Daniels), fought at the Alamo which was defeated by the Mexican Army (Tequila), followed by the Battle of San Jacinto where Texas won (Lonestar tallboy)
I started the party off by doing a Battle of San Jacinto
by SanJackAttack May 8, 2014
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