baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 1, 2009

baby wiping

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

baby donkey

A larger than average penis

What happened with you and Browns mother last night?

We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey

by Nik da dik February 26, 2018

yer baby

"Yer baby" is a hilariously bad MS Paint drawing by Ringo Starr (The Beatles). It features a man sticking out his tongue saying "yer baby." It can be seen on Ringo Starr's art website.

I'm using yer baby as my phone background now, I love it so much.

by queephlosion August 17, 2017

tumor baby

A C-section baby

Sally: Happy Birthday Tim!
Tim: Actually I'm a tumor baby.
Sally: Sworry, Happy Removal day Tim!

by classiccowz February 3, 2018

Record baby

A baby spinning on a record screaming at the top of his lungs

The record baby is so loud I can't hear the fucking song

by Abchannel12 May 3, 2023

code baby

A young female Computer Science/Software Engineer major who is quick to make friends and be kinda flirty with the guys in programming class. She uses the scarce female pool of the STEM field to her advantage and upon establishing "friendship" she will ask her guy friends to send their completed programming assignments to her.

She may or may not change a few lines of code and variables here and there before handing it in.

She always has a boyfriend that isn't in any of her classes. Most likely a Chad, but not always. Sometimes a doorMatt.

Guy #1: See that girl from class?
Guy #2: Yea.
Guy #1: She asked me to send her my code and I told her to fuck off.
Guy #2: She must be a code baby.

by j0k3r-k1d May 11, 2018